Monday, 30 April 2012

Man sues BMW over painful two-year erection

Motorcycle Erection Lawsuit

Henry Wolf, San Francisco Man, Sues BMW, Claiming Ride Gave Him Two-Year Erection, if you've watched television at any point over the last decade or so, you're probably familiar with the warning that comes at the conclusion of commercials for erectile dysfunction remedies advising gentlemen using the drugs to consult a doctor if their erections last longer than four hours.
But what if you had an erection that stuck around for considerably longer than that--say two years--and it arose not after taking a pill but following a motorcycle ride?

That's precisely what San Francisco resident Henry Wolf alleges happened to him. Wolf is suing both the bike's manufacturer, BMW of North America, and the company that made the bike's after-market

Picture: Nigerian Policeman Drinking Beer on Motorbike


BREAKING NEWS: Podolski Confirms Arsenal Move


Germany striker Lukas Podolski will join Arsenal for the start of next season, his current club Cologne have confirmed. The 26-year-old, who has 95 caps for the national team, will move to the Emirates for an undisclosed fee after both clubs and the player reached agreement over the deal.
Podolski told "The move to Arsenal provides a great opportunity for me to gain experience in international competitions at a top European club."

Rayo Vallecano 0-7 Barcelona - All Goals - 29/04/2012

BREAKING NEWS: Taraba State Bombing Update

Witness says 7 people killed, 12 seriously injured in eastern Jalingo, the explosion that rocked the state's Ministry of Finance.
"The blast was between the state ministry of finance and police headquarters," Ibrahim Farinloye, local head of the National Emergency Management Agency, told the Reuters news agency.
The apparent target of the attack was Mamman Sule, the state police commissioner, whose convoy was passing by when the explosion occurred, said Ibiang Mbaseki, the police spokesperson.

Nigerian doctor elected President of US black Cardiologists

                            Dr. Olakunle Akinbobola and his colleagues in New York         

                                   Dr. Akinbobola at work with his colleagues

A US-based Nigerian doctor, Olakunle Akinboboye has emerged as the new president of the Association of Black Cardiologists in the US, Empowered Newswire reports.

 Akinboboye was unanimously elected by the 4500 member-strong US national umbrella organization recently and inaugurated last month in Chicago Illinois. Speaking in an exclusive interview, the Chief Executive Officer of the association, Mr. Andre Williams said "the association is excited to have Dr. Ola Akinboboye become the

Asukwo's Perception

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CBN set for cheque truncation system - Business Day


The Business Day newspaper has reported this morning that Central bank of Nigeria has set July 6, 2012 as the date when it would fully implement the cheque truncation system in the banking industry by July this year.
Dipo Fatokun, the  Director, Banking and Payment System Department in the apex bank, made the disclosure to newsmen during a stakeholders’ forum on Cheque Truncation in Lagos at the weekend.
Cheque truncation eliminates the cumbersome physical presentation of the cheque and saves time and

An Oil Well In Every Privileged Pocket by Sonala Olumhense


Just over one year ago, I endorsed General Muhammadu Buhari for President of Nigeria.  I argued that in view of the monumental corruption mountain before Nigeria, he was the best candidate on the2011 presidential slate. The following month, Nigerians stepped into the examination hall.  One Attahiru Jega, given the job of heading the electoral commission, designed the hall in the form of a ballot box.

Now, some of us cannot prove we have ever visited a classroom, let alone that we have ever taken an academic examination of any kind.  Many people presumptuously consider an honorary academic title to be

Taraba State Bombing Update


The blast happened Monday morning at a road junction near the offices of the Taraba state governor. A report from the Nigerian Red Cross said some people were hurt in the blast and taken to nearby hospitals. A part of the state's ministry of Finance was severely affected.

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BREAKING NEWS: Another Bomb Blast Rocks Taraba State Capital


There are reports of a bomb blast this morning in Taraba state, Jalingo precisely. More reports will follow soon.

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Pictures: One Of The Bombers Of Thisday Office




Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Asukwo's Perception On Fuel Subsidy

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Wife Tells Husband That He Is Not The Father Of Her Daughter

                                 The estranged couple

Based on Punch newspaper reports, an Ogun State High Court, Abeokuta, has ordered that a Deoxyribonucleic Acid test be conducted on a four-year-old girl to determine who her father is.
The court gave the order following the insistence of a woman, Adetutu Balogun, that her husband, Ayodeji Balogun, was not the child’s father.

Mass Slaughter Of Christians Averted In Lagos, As Man Held After Failed Attempt To Bomb Church


According to Vanguard reports, an attempt by a 26-year-old-suspected suicide bomber  to blow up a church in Ikorodu area of Lagos was foiled, yesterday, following his  arrest.
The development threw residents into panic as news of  alleged infiltration of the  Boko Harm’s sect  into Lagos spread.

The suspected suicide bomber later identified as Olasunkanmi Ismail, reportedly scaled through the fence into Methodist Church at Ita-Elewa area of Ikorodu  about 7.30 am.
Suspecting his movement, some curious neighbours reportedly alerted the church’s securitymen, who

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

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Brazilian actor playing Judas accidentally hangs himself during “Passion of the Christ” play

Yahoo news has reported that a Brazilian actor has died after accidentally hanging himself during a theatre production of the “Passion of the Christ”. Tiago Klimeck, 27, was enacting the suicide of Judas during a Good Friday performance in Itarare, southern Brazil.

The audience and his fellow actors didn’t realise anything was wrong for more than four minutes.
Kilmeck died this week after being in a medically induced coma for the last 16 days. Police are investigating the cause of Tiago Klimeck’s death, with the safety harness being scrutinised at the Criminal Institute of Sorocaba.

Asukwo's Perception (Subsidy Report and Game Plan Of Indicted Firms)

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Monday, 23 April 2012

Man Beheads Lover After Making Love


According to Vanguard newspaper reports, the Oyo State Police Command, Eleyele in Ibadan have paraded two suspects who allegedly killed a 42-year old woman, Mrs. Sekinat Emiola.
One of the suspects, Asimiyu Ayantayo the lover of the deceased allegedly beheaded her and cut off her two hands after making love with her.
But the suspect claimed that the deceased died as a result of the killer charm(magun)that was placed on her by another man.

British Spy Found Dead In A Bag

                                   Gareth Williams, the dead MI6 Agent

                    Policemen bringing out the corpse of the dead agent

There are indications that a Russian Mafia is responsible for the death of MI6 agent whose body was found in a bag at an apartment in London. Corona is expected to come out this week with a report on his death this week.

Danny Murphy Expects To Stay At Fulham

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Soccer Ball Lost In Japan To Tsunami Found In Alaska USA.

                            The Ball                           David Baxter, the Man who found the ball

                                         Misaki Murakami ball owner

A 16-year-old who lost his home in Japan's devastating tsunami now knows that one prized possession survived: a soccer ball that made it all the way to Alaska.
Officials from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration say the ball is one of the first pieces of debris from last year's tsunami to wash up on the other side of the Pacific.
A man found the ball while beachcombing on an Alaskan island, and his wife, who is Japanese, talked with its owner, Misaki Murakami, over the phone over the weekend. They plan to send the ball back to him soon.

Asukwo's Perception (2015 and beyond)

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The Devil and Our Rulers by Sonala Olumhense


For a long time, I was of the view that Nigerians, especially their rulers, were responsible for Nigeria’s woes.  Last Sunday, Mr. Goodluck Jonathan identified for us the idiot who has held us down for over 50 years: The devil.

The President of Nigeria was speaking at the First Batptist Church in Garki, Abuja, to mark the New Year.  “When you compare Nigeria to other nations,” he said, “Nigeria is not moving fast enough…We have our challenges and that is where the devil comes in and puts road blocks.”

Osun Pupils To Get Free School Uniforms


Premium Times has reported that about 750,000 pupils in public primary schools in Osun are to benefit from the state government’s free uniforms during the 2012/2013 academic session.
Titilayo Tomori, the Deputy Gov., disclosed this at the Fountain of Hope Society First Anniversary and Investiture of Grand Patroness and Patron of the Anglican Communion Diocese of Osun on Sunday in Osogbo.
Mrs. Tomori said the uniform would cover pupils in all 30 Local Government Areas of the state, including Modakeke area office.
She said that professional tailors in the state would sew the uniforms to boost their incomes.

``It is meant to encourage attendance and retention of pupils in public schools and to assist the less privileged to enjoy the dividends of democracy across the state.’’
She said that Gov. Rauf Aregbesola had also approved the reconstruction of more than 400 kilometres of inter-state roads.

She said it was part of the effort to transform the state to an ``enviable height'' among its peers in the country.

According to her, when the roads are completed, they will facilitate the socio-economic development of the state.

She added that the roads would link Osun with Ogun to allow easy access to Lagos State.
Earlier, Rev. Paul Ojo of the Cathedral Church Osun, urged Christians to avoid sin and continue walking in the ``ways of the Lord'' to succeed in all endeavours.

Ojo advised members of the society not to worry about the development of the group as it would grow with time.

He admonished the Deputy Governor not to allow wrong advisers to mislead her, saying that she should try to serve God and obey His commandments.
``For what will it profit a man to gain the whole world and loose his soul.’’ 

Sunday, 22 April 2012

Buhari Predicts Revolution In Nigeria

                          Former Head of State, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd),

According to Punch newspaper reports, former Head of State and the presidential candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change in the April 2011 elections, Major-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd), in Kaduna on Saturday warned that there would be revolution in Nigeria if the ruling Peoples Democratic Party failed to address the social injustice ravaging the country.
Buhari said the revolution could come in one form or the other, saying that he hoped that the ruling Peoples Democratic Party which never believed in social justice could handle the attendant consequences.

Saturday, 21 April 2012

Picture: Happy Ronaldo And Other Madrid Players On Plane On Their Way Back After The Win At Nou Camp

Laugh It Off: Picture Of Mourinho Slapping Guardiola's Head After An El - Classico


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Bishop Oyedepo faces N2bn suit for slapping church member - Premium Times


Popular pastor and founder of the Living Faith Christian Church International, David Oyedepo, will face a legal action for slapping a young lady during church service, last year.

Robert Igbinedion, a Lagos based lawyer, confirmed to Premium Times Friday that he had filed a suit, on behalf of the young lady, at the Ogun State High Court for the enforcement of the lady's fundamental rights to freedom from inhuman and degrading treatment, human dignity, fair hearing, and freedom from discrimination.

Mr. Igbinedion is seeking an award of N2bn as 'general and exemplary damages' against Mr. Oyedepo.

FG Sacks Akintola Williams, Olusola Adekanola over fuel subsidy scam


According to Premium Times reports, both companies were indicted by an audit carried out by KPMG their activities in the mis-management of the fuel subsidy scheme. The probes into the management of Nigeria's fuel subsidy scheme has claimed its first victims, the auditors.
The federal government on Saturday announced it has terminated its contracts with Akintola Williams and Co and Olusola Adekanola and Co for their role in the mismanagement of Nigeria's fuel subsidy scheme.
The ministry of finance revealed the action in a statement, after mulling over the move for over one month.

Picture: Tiwa Savage Dressed As Wonder Woman At A Fancy Dress Party

Friday, 20 April 2012

Asukwo's Perception (What Really Happens To Foreign Aids In Nigeria)

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Understanding Jonathan’s Deepest Fear by Sonala Olumhense


I do not know if, last weekend, President Goodluck Jonathan gave “transport money” to the leaders of the Trade Union Congress and the Nigeria Labour Congress, collectively referred to as the Labour Movement, to encourage them to abandon the nationwide protest.
Remember: last week, the Movement was roaring like an injured lion.  And then, curiously, it entered this week spread-eagled like an overpaid prostitute.
Not a kobo less than N65, the Movement had declared it was screaming into the ears of the government, not one brown kobo less.  And then, as the Labour leaders vanished into the mists of history, President

Secret Boko Haram detention centre in Lagos?


A foreign agency report on Thursday, quoting an unnamed top security official, says the government has opened a secret centre in Lagos “to hold and interrogate suspected high-level” members of the violent Islamic sect.

“The prison is in Lagos, far from the violence plaguing the country’s predominantly Muslim north, where Boko Haram carries out frequent bombings and ambushes,” the American Associated Press reports quotes the top security official as said.

Nigeria To Get First Female Chief Justice Of Nigeria (CJN)


Justice Mariam Aloma, has been nominated to replace Justice Dahiru Musdapher as the Chief Justice of Nigeria, CJN, come July 16 when Musdapher will retire.
However,  her appointment is subject to ratification by the Presidency.
This came as Justice Musdapher, yesterday, debunked insinuations that he resigned his appointment, saying he only wrote to the National Judicial Council, NJC, to expedite process for the swearing-in of his successor on July 16.

'How NNPC, marketers, PPPRA defrauded Nigeria’ The Nation Newspaper

                     •Chairman House of Reps on Media, Zakari Mohammed(left), Chairman House of Reps  Ad-hoc committee on the probe of Fuel Subsidy, Farouk  Lawan and Chairman   Committee on Public Accounts, Adeola Solomon Olamilekan  during a news conference on the submissio

Based on the facts, issues and investigative interactions, the Committee hereby makes the following recommendations for the consideration and approval of the House.

1 From the findings of this Committee the consumption level for 2011 is estimated at 31.5 million liters per day. However, in 2012 marginal increment of 1.5milion liters a day is recommended in order to take care of unforeseen circumstances, bringing it to 33 million liters per day. And to maintain a strategic reserve, an additional average of seven (7) million liters per day (or 630milllion litres per Quarter) for the first quarter of 2012 only is recommended. Thus, PPPRA is to use 40 million litres of PMS in the first quarter as its maximum ordering quantity per day. In subsequent quarters PMS daily ordering quantity should be 33 million litres per day. For kerosene, the Committee recommends a daily ordering quantity of 9 million litres.

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Baby Raped In Lagos Nursery, Police Arrest Proprietor - PM News


Detectives at the State Criminal Investigation Department, SCID, Panti, Yaba, Lagos, are currently trying to arrest the culprit behind the alleged raping of a 20-month old pupil of a school at Egbeda, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.

The proprietor of the school has been arrested in connection with the incident.
A doctor’s report confirming penetration of the girl’s private part has been submitted to the police by parents of the pupil to aid their investigation.
A close examination of the girl’s private part, as shown in a picture taken by the parents, revealed blood in it, suggesting that she must have been violated. But what is not clear is who actually carried out the dastardly act.

Meet The Oldest Super Model In The World


British beauty Daphne Selfe, 83, is still walking catwalks, starring in campaigns and hasn't indulged in any cosmetic enhancements - setting the world record for the Oldest Supermodel, 'I've never had anything done to my face,' Daphne says, pulling it this way and that. 'Not that poison, not a facelift. I think it's a waste of money. Anyway, I couldn't afford it!'

Daphne grew up in Berkshire, the daughter of a teacher, and was packed off to boarding school at eight. At the age of 20, working as a 'shop girl in coats' in a Reading department store, she entered a localand won.

GridLock Jonathan And The Baggage Rule by Sonala Olumhense


In 2009, millions of Nigerians joined in objecting to the refusal of President Umaru Yar’Adua to hand power over to his deputy, Mr. Goodluck Jonathan.  I numbered among the disgruntled, and in this column, I urged the Yar’Adua team to do the right thing and obey our constitutional arrangements.
When one reviews Nigeria’s history since then—and then prior to that—it seems that Mr. Jonathan, during that time, must have been laughing his head off in his living room at what we were doing.  The incredulity of it: Millions yelling and crying because we believed that Mr. Yar’Adua and the cabal—that was when that word became such a dirty annoyance—were betraying the nation and cheating Mr. Jonathan out of his legal

Asukwo's Perception (Doing The Right Thing After Failing To do The Right Thing)

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Senate tells FG to crush Boko Haram ...Watch the reaction of Some Senators

Northern Leaders Say The North Is Ready For Break Up


Northern leaders have called their southern counterparts’ bluff, insisting that the North will survive in the event of a break-up of Nigeria.

The call for a review of the national revenue formula by the Northern Governors’ Forum and their Southern Governors’ Forum counterparts’ demand for fiscal federalism and resource control as well as calls for a national conference by many in the South have escalated tensions in the country.
But the northern leaders, under the auspices of the Arewa Elders Forum on Wednesday, said the North could stand on its own in a divided Nigeria.

Chelsea vs Barcelona 1-0 Full Match All Goals Highlights 18-04-2012


Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Duncan Mighty - Port Harcourt Boy Remix (Video)

President Jonathan and Rihana Makes Time 100 Influential People in 2012


The time magazine has released the list of 100 most influential people in the world, below is the full list as released by TIME.
  • Jeremy Lin
  • Christian Marclay
  • Viola Davis

Taliban Commander Turns Himself In For Reward On "Wanted" Poster

                                    Nato wanted poster for Mohammad Ashan

BBC has reported that an Afghan Taliban commander wanted for organising attacks on Afghan and US troops has been captured after giving himself up and demanding the $100 reward for his arrest, according to officials. Mohammad Ashan is suspected of organising improvised explosive device (IED) attacks on US and Afghan troops.
He gave himself up to Afghan troops after approaching a checkpoint. US forces later confirmed Mohammad

Stolen New Born Baby Snatched, After Mother Was Shot Dead


A newborn abducted in the parking lot of a pediatric clinic Tuesday has been found safe, the Houston Chronicle reported. His mother was shot dead during an altercation with a woman who then snatched the child and drove off with him.

The mother, Kala Marie Golden, 28, of Spring, Tex., had taken her 3-day-old son, Keegan Schuchardt to the clinic for a checkup, authorities told the Chronicle. The Chronicle also reported that Golden was getting